Mahjong! One Bamboo!
(Morse code) " I want Red Dragon. "
Red Dragon.
Pong!
(Morse code) " I want a West. "
West.
Pong!
(Morse code) " Give me a North. "
North. Pong!
You want 9 Characters?
I'll consider it.
" He calls himself God's eye. "
" But I think he's only slow player. "
" Hong Kong people are stupid. "
(Morse code) " Take it easy. "
" Now you'ree free and your birthday is near... "
" Let me sing a song for you. "
(Morse code) " Happy bad day to you. "
" Happy bad day... "
" to you. "
" Happy birthday to sucker... "
(Morse code) " Stop it!"
" What'ree you doing? Urge him right now"
Have you decided it?
Yes, sure.
3 Characters!
Win!
It's mine!
Sorry, it's mine.
Don't panic, guys.
I didn't say I'll withdraw 3 Characters.
I win with 3 Characters.
You foreigners don't think we'ree nuts.
Yours are long, but it doesn't mean you'ree strong.
And you, your voice is disgusting.
And it's getting worse and worse.
Go practice it.
Money, please.
This is the real power of Scott, the God's eye.
We lost!
No way. Don't be inferior.
Leave half of the amount...
you won today.
And never come here again.
As for the remaining...
you keep it and buy food for yourselves.
Thank you, Mr. Scott!
Thank you...
Flying Dragon.
You'ree Flying Dragon of Sham Shui Po?
You are...
Zhang from Nam Shan Estate.
Maggie Q from Tai Hom.
Rosemary from Cho Yiu.
So here come the " Estates' beauties".
Alright, you'll lose till you puke.
Till you crawl.
Till you fall.
Don't talk nonsense. Shuffle them!
Sure!
3 Bamboos.
Chow!
Grand 3 chiefs! Earth!
I'm gonna laugh to death...
Flying Dragon, are you gonna puke?
I'm not a learnt person.
This is called a rest don't tease me.
2 Characters.
It's you!
Grand 4 happiness...
Flying Dragon, are you gonna crawl?
Shut up, you sciolist!
I'm hot. The floor is cool.
Last tile, West.
The 13 Unios!
Cousin, are you gonna fall?
Lloyd?
Cousin! You scared me...
Why standing still? Take the stuff!
You almost scared me to death.
You did get on N-166 flight.
But no plane and no person has come...
You think moving to US is superior?
What?
I left Hong Kong long ago and I've changed a lot.
Cousin, you'ree playing mahjong?
Let me play a match!
Do you fear, Flying Dragon?
I just came from US haven't played it for years.
Do you mind playing with me, sis?
No, we don't.
Play with us whenever you want.
Shuffle...
Toss the dice, cousin.
9...
Thank you everyone...
Expert.
What should we do?
You decide it.
Sir, let's leave some money here and that's it.
How about... leave some more and let us go...
I don't know what they'ree talking about.
Do you hear it? He doesn't know you'ree talking about.
Then... leave all you have won...
and give us a bit more and get away.
OK, OK...
Thank you sir...
They both attack one...
Perhaps the gal's gal intends to frame me!
Bastard...
Learnt shuffling the tiles in US and hide your power?
To be honest...
Did your words last night real?
What did I say?
Just one sentence. Every time you play mahjong...
you can win at once without thinking.
Take out 14 tiles.
Randomly. Don't take what you saw.
You... did you shuffle it thoroughly?
You poured the tiles.
You always win?
Yes! We'ree the best...
We win every time we play!
Cousin, your luck plus my technique...
make us invincible!
With my status, my ability...
and your luck, I, Flying Dragon...
I'm getting rich soon!
Get rich my simply playing mahjong?
Don't worry.
We'll either do nothing or do something great.
Make a Grand 4 happiness.
Take them.
What... what does Grand 4 happiness look like?
Have all South, North, East and West tiles in hand.
Come on...
Least-fold win again?
You... you never won with more folds?
That's a trouble.
Anything wrong, cousin?
Not too bad, though.
Win with every possible combos.
Let's go!
Win!
The Heaven, Self-made.
Look.
Don't waste your time. He wins.
What? You win the Heaven all the time?
You cheater!
Don't make a wild guess.
You'ree somewhat strange.
How can you always win the Heaven?
Maybe a ghost beside them?
Morpheus, the guys out there is terrific.
The Heaven all the time.
Morpheus?
You look well. Your pal...
won a lot, did he?
Just a bit.
Something like pocket money...
Let's go.
Are you kidding?
What? We can't go?
Of course not.
You'ree pros. Let's learn from each other.
Do you fear?
Of course not. How much?
I'll get all you've got today.
Come on.
You are Lloyd?
My name's Morpheus.
You'ree so lucky today.
What about playing 2-person mahjong?
Fine.
We'ree leaving, boss.
Toss the dice.
Sorry.
13...
I lost, Morpheus.
What the heck did you do?
Boss Morpheus, he was just powerful.
Is he a cheater?
Doesn't look like.
And he's not a pro either.
How about that business?
Very well.
And how about Yuen Wah?
The invitation is sent.
Morpheus,
if master did not lose to Wah...
he wouldn't have been like this.
I'll make him... lose everything.
Morpheus, I do need your help.
You'll be well-treated if we succeed.
Thank you!
Boss Chan, Mandy's here.
Mandy, serve Boss Chan.
Enjoy yourselves.
Charlie, Nine, James.
Peggy, you've come at the right time.
I've just won the Grand 4 Happiness.
The services here is rather mediocre..
The gals here are all ugly.
And they don't serve us well.
Why don't you give us better ones?
Sure.
We have no mood before reaching the climax.
Come on, give us some better gals.
Look at this gal...
No fun at all! See?
Any crazy gals to play with us?
You'ree too much. 3 guys play with one gal at a time.
They can't stand it.
Alright. It's my turn now.
That's good...
Anthony, go for a rest now.
Go for a rest now...
It's interesting. You should have come earlier.
How to play?
Let's play something new.
Take 14 tiles randomly and see who wins first.
Good idea?
Sure...
OK.
You'ree great!
Fantastic!
Great! You'ree the apprentice of Yuen Wah.
Sure. We seldom see him these days.
He...
may be looking for competitors.
I'm here at the right time.
What do you come for?
I'm giving something to you.
King of the weak?
What do you mean?
It means nothing if it's too clear.
You want me to say it clearly?
I know you trash is here.
And I've made a board for you all.
Tell me. Are you a Chinese?
We'ree of the same race.
But for the mahjong techniques...
We'ree different.
You have much less wealth.
And I the handsome boy...
already know you'ree here.
I am here to defeat you.
Come out and play if you don't admit it.
Candy!
You'ree always full of boasts.
What happens to you now?
When you really come to play...
you dare say nothing.
What do you say?
Are you all cowards?
Don't! Bear it...
He's God of mahjong, Yuen Wah.
You must die if you fight him.
Did you say you wanna play?
Come on. Let's play 4 rounds.
Will you?
Are you so aggravated?
You " kings of the weak"...
are all trash.
Beat me up if you dare.
Dragoon, stop it!
Move or you'll die.
Leave a message...
My guys are awaiting you.
He's too aggressive...
Master! We got bullied...
Why don't you let us play with him?
Do you think I don't wanna win?
As he was awarded King of Mahjong,
he never lost for 3 years.
He's now forcing me to play.
I won't easily fall for his tricks.
What's up, master?
Pretending to be mad.
I just wanna play.
But nobody cared.
I now understand that "being invincible is most bored".
If it's going on...
I'm no different from trash.
Master, you'ree King of Mahjong for 3 years.
Your wealth is enough for you live a life.
Why keep playing?
You'ree still young. You won't understand.
Machines malfunction if not used for years.
No matter how strong you are,
you'll get worse if you stop playing.
Therefore, wealth is not the point.
I gotta play mahjong.
I still don't know why you'ree here to find me.
Acutally...
Master, someone sent an invitation to you.
Really? Let me see.
Why'ree you so glad?
That Scott...
is now the host of King of Mahjong competition.
And he invites me to join.
Were you at odds with him?
That's 3 years ago.
When he lost the King of Mahjong to me...
I knew he must be dissatisfied with it...
and wanna win once.
Does his invitation...
have something wrong?
I don't care. I'm bored to death.
It's better to lose than to get bored.
Peggy, you gotta learn in the competition.
Tell him I'll go.
Boss, why no lollipop here?
It's been sold out.
To whom?
A guy.
What does he look like?
Looks like a silly guy... right there.
Thank you.
Sorry.
I don't know you, miss.
Set a price.
You'ree hungry? Take it.
No tricks, man.
What... what tricks?
$100 here. Sell it to me.
This lollipop...
is cheap. Don't need to pay to much.
Just get the money!
No.
Go take it!
It's not that expensive. I'll give you the change.
You also like this lollipop?
Mind your own business.
You like it too?
I'm back from abroad.
The old store is still here.
I love it when I was a child so I bought some.
It's the change.
Miss...
What?
You... can you leave one for me?
Thanks. I'll give you the price.
No. It's a gift.
Thank you!
What'ree you doing, cousin?
Choosing cloths. You need it too.
Why?
King of Mahjong competition. Once every 3 years.
I've signed it up for you.
Don't fool me. I'm not going.
You'ree lucky, man.
I look forward to your result.
No. You know I'll mess up everything..
when I'm nervous.
I won't go. I'm not fooling myself.
Correct. Just like last time.
Cousin, honestly, in what condition...
you'ree the best?
Relaxed... like playing.
Play in a relaxed way, right?
Cool!
My passion...
is like fire...
burning the entire desert.
With me in the desert,
no loneliness will exist.
It will be shocked by my flame.
Your breeze makes me blossom.
And I'll give you raindrops...
What do you think, boss? Don't sit too far away.
How about the quality of the place and the women?
Do you feel satisfactory?
Cousin...
Are you OK?
Damn. You recognize me.
You said I gotta relax.
It's best to go to night club to relax, right?
I... I'm a bit short of money...
Bravo! Zhang's responsible for singing and dancing.
You'ree worried that no gals play with you.
Now I'm here with you.
Cousin, I don't think it's a relaxing way.
We both are guys...
It doesn't feel good caressing each other.
I know you...
you hope I were not a guy stop thinking that...
Zhang only sings. Nothing else.
If she will, you'll get pressed flat by her.
I... I never wanna do that with her...
Buddy. Don't pretending to be puking.
Tell me what you want.
I'm not pretending...
Sorry.
You shut up!
Say it...
Cousin, you know,
Last time we went to a mahjong room...
You know, last time we went to a mahjong room...
we were threatened after we won just a bit.
If we become Kings of Mahjong...
Leave me alone... really.
Goddamn!
In a word, you'ree scared, are you?
You...
Don't worry. I can deal with it!
Cousin...
What? I'll show you some good stuff.
Let's share our happiness.
The director must put a mosaic on it.
Welcome to " Ultimate King of Mahjong".
We'ree gonna have semi-finals today.
The 4 out of 32 competitors...
will be qualified to enter the finals!
And the champion...
will be the new...
Ultimate...
King of Mahjong!
The King of Mahjong!
Grand 4 Happiness.
Semi-pure.
Self-made.
You gotta go now. Sorry for that.
Grand 3 Chiefs.
Purity.
Chicken hand.
I'll get self-made...
I really got self-made.
Pure Through Nine!
You all losers.
Great! Here come the winners of semi-finals.
The first, know as Morpheus!
Mr. Mit Law!
And the one nicknamed Peggy!
Miss Pui Yee!
Flying Dragon.
Mr. Flying Dragon!
And the one nicknamed Lloyd!
Mr. Ah Loi!
Lloyd!
We are pleased to have our host...
Mr. Scott!
Ladies and Gentlemen...
Let's welcome Mr. Wo Ching Kot!
And the last winner of King of Mahjong...
Mr. Wah!
Ladies and Gentlemen..
Let's welcome Mr. Sam Yuen Wah!
The ceremony will be held now.
Long time no see, Scott.
It's been 3 years already.
What do you mean?
I'm not satisfied with the result.
I'm gonna challenge you now.
You wanna be King of Mahjong?
You can join the competition.
No, I don't mean it.
I don't want to compete for fame.
I only want to win.
Morpheus!
Wah, my master is gonna challenge you.
Who loses within 4 rounds...
will lose all his assets.
Did I say I'd bet my assets?
What do you fear?
We must be the winner.
We gotta triumph.
Wah, dare you accept my challenge?
I'm bored to death.
It's better to lose than to get bored.
Fine. I accept your challenge.
You wanna play 2-person mahjong...
or normal one?
My apprentice Morpheus will fight with me.
You choose one.
Peggy, I need your help.
Yes, master.
Please.
So fast?
Alright!
3 of 2 Characters: 3 Characters, 4 Characters...
6 Characters, 3 of 9 Characters...
5 and 7 Dots: Red, Green and White Dragons.
Good tiles.
5 Dots.
How about now?
Your skill's still here!
Peggy, your turn.
Chow.
White Dragon.
4 Characters. Need it?
He knows I have 3 tiles of 4 Characters.
He must not be so kind.
Something wrong with it. Leave it.
No.
Do you want it?
Then I'll take it.
Chow.
East.
Kong.
5 Characters.
Chow.
South.
Kong.
7 Characters.
Chow.
1 Dot.
You have no 6 Characters now.
I can win with other tiles for sure.
Talk after drawing a tile.
He must be making Grand 4 Happiness and 4-Kongs.
Can't let him win.
Gotta hold the tile and give up winning.
6 Characters.
Win!
Purity.
You let us win in game 1.
Where's the real you, old butt?
That's impossible.
You'ree not the champion yet.
What a pro.
It'd be cool if I have half of his power.
Right?
Pro... but 2 pros...
is lost by the newbie, Morpheus.
You don't understand. Just look.
1 Character.
9 Bamboos.
2 Characters.
3 Bamboos.
I can win only if I win faster than him.
Rather win with normal tiles.
Pong.
1 Dot.
Win!
Not only you have a good apprentice.
Well done, Peggy!
Thank you, master.
Could it be, cousin?
You said those 2 are pros, but this time...
the gal wins. They'ree not making concessions.
Do you understand?
What'ree you doing?
Just listen.
Are you OK, master?
Nothing. He's also tired.
Scott. This is the last game.
How much do you have now?
Similar to you.
This... is the critical game.
Yes.
I've been waiting for this for 3 years.
Morpheus.
He's gonna win with 9 different tiles.
So competitive.
I'm waiting for Dots and you Characters...
Let's see who's luckier.
East.
My hands'ree out of control.
His eyes are getting exhausted...
just like me.
Fine. I'm gotta bet our luck.
Scott's waiting for Dots. Watch him out.
8 Characters.
5 Bamboos.
How come it's a Character tile?
Too dangerous to withdraw. Hold it.
Withdraw another one.
8 Dots.
Can't imagine you'd give up your tile.
Nothing strange. We have similar power.
I'll win when I have 4 more folds.
Alright. See who can stand it.
Morpheus, draw a tile.
Self-made. 13 Unios.
Is that over?
You betray me?
Sorry, master.
Be cruel when playing. You taught me.
You traitor!
I taught you a lot but you betray me?
I've been working for you for so long.
You think I'm really loyal to you?
I've been working just for today.
Idiot!
You'ree too much, kid.
Old butt.
I'm the winner and you'ree the loser.
You'ree not qualified to talk with me.
Today, I won 2 Kings of Mahjong.
I'll defeat others 3 months later,
and become... Ultimate King of Mahjong!
Scott, are you OK?
Could it be? Cousin...
Vomit blood after playing?
Perhaps it's good for him.
Good...
I'm an idiot...
Lloyd.
Cousin, I think mahjong doesn't suit me.
I gotta find a normal job.
I'll have dinner with you tonight.
Bastard.
You find a normal job? Am I abnormal then?
No, I gotta work hard.
Gotta read the horse racing tips.
Get away...
Don't touch my things!
Let me help you.
Don't touch them! And you wanna take them?
It's mine... Go...
No...
You get away...
Lloyd, it's heard you'ree always lucky.
Always self-make the Heaven, do you?
I only win by chance.
I don't like mahjong.
But my cousin forces me to join "God of Mahjong".
I'd rather look for a normal job.
I don't mind my position.
You are an honest guy.
Let me be frank to you.
I've been playing mahjong for years...
but never seen one like you.
Play with simply luck but not technique.
Self-made and the Heaven all the time.
My grandmaster " God of Mahjong" can't even do it.
Therefore you'ree called a gifted pro.
Trust me. I can make you wealthy.
I did see Wah walked in.
Maybe he's run.
I'll beat you to pieces if I find him!
You go there! Fine.
Have they gone?
Almost. One on your left...
Don't look! Right...
Don't look!
You say you can make me rich?
But you can't even fend for yourself.
Once again.
It's true, Morpheus.
Wah's been staying with him lately.
Seems he want him to be the apprentice.
Seems that he still don't wanna quit.
$10,000 here. Deal with him.
I trust you most.
Go help me do it.
You'll be well treated when it's done.
It's a surprise that there's still such...
such stall here.
It's best to have hotpot in such a place.
Wow, it's hot.
What's up, cousin?
You'ree pulling a long face. Unhappy?
Nothing.
The food doesn't suit you?
No.
What happened to you?
I never displease you.
Honestly...
Wah want you to be his apprentice.
Everyone knows I bring you to him.
Gotta discuss with me.
How embarrassed am I if you don't say a word and quit?
Lots of people wanna have the chance.
You don't know he owes others a great amount of debt.
How can I... I'd rather do simple jobs
and lead a happy life.
You'd have died if you run late!
Are you OK, cousin?
What's up?
Nothing...
Maybe my bones are broken... nothing...
What should we do?
I'm thirsty. Any convenient stores nearby?
Water here!
Don't let that old woman know.
Drink it, cousin.
Thanks.
Drink some water.
What's up? Are you all right?
It's heavy...
Heavey... what's heavy?
The green onion...
Bastard! It's all because of you.
Spasm...
Help... help!
Cousin?
Madam, is he OK?
It's in a stable condition.
Rest more and he'll be fine.
Cousin.
Who?
Are you OK, cousin?
I... what can I do?
Must be done by Morpheus's guys.
Gotta cooperate with what...
Re... rearrange me, cousin!
What... what rearrange you?
Yuen Wah...
rearrange me!
Are you clear?
You wet the bed?
I'm changing a diaper for you.
No way...
It's fine... no way...
You are...
It's him...
You'ree also here?
Sure. I was beaten up.
And your pal too?
That Morpheus is too aggressive.
He won't let you go so easily.
Think about it. Be my apprentice.
No hesitation. You still haven't found a yet.
Come to me and try it.
If it really doesn't suit you...
It's not too late to look for a job.
So what should I have in betting?
You only need 3 criteria.
Which 3?
Fast hands, fast eyes, clear heart.
In addition
And the 4th, the "dream condition"... luck.
You'ree guaranteed to be the new King of Mahjong.
Lloyd, trust me. Be my apprentice.
Cousin, pro...
Pro?
Promise him!
Promise him?
Master, are you OK?
It's a strange place. Where are we?
Scott and I met our grandmaster...
" God of Mahjong" right here.
I'm gonna train you here.
Scott's master and yours is the same?
Grandmaster taught each of them...
God's hand and God's eye respectively.
Unfortunately, they turned hostile.
So we both neglect it.
Morning, master.
Lloyd, come here.
Master.
I'm here to teach you...
God's hand from grandmaster.
God's hand?
Marvelous, master!
To achieve this...
you must first be able to hide pebbles in your hands.
Try it.
It's normal when you fail for the 1st time.
Again!
Is that correct?
No?
Not again.
Why don't you eat?
Sure! Eat...
Sorry.
Thank you...
Lloyd.
When did luck come to you first?
When...
I don't know, maybe...
when I was 15 or 16.
Did you...
have...
Was there anything happened to you?
Anything happened...
Nothing special.
Alight...
I fell on a bicycle.
Anything happened...
after that?
Things after the accident...
Come to think of it.
The most impressive thing...
mom gave me a jade pedant.
Can I take a look?
Sure.
You'ree lucky mainly because of this?
I don't know. Perhaps so.
Is master... a psycho?
Suddenly get me hold the pebbles.
How to eat? Act like a fool...
This is...
Bean curd mahjong.
I made it overnight...
To have God's hand, you must have speed...
and the ability to control your strength.
Look at me...
East, South...
West, North...
Red Dragon!
Try it.
But...
Come on, try it.
I dare not.
What's the problem?
Everything has the starting point.
Come on, try it.
No, master, but you made it overnight.
If I brake the tiles...
then... do you have the spare tiles?
You'ree right.
Try it.
I got it.
Cool! A good start.
Come on, draw it without looking.
What the heck! Bast...
Hey...
You must be patient and speak no swear words.
No matter how good your tiles and your luck are,
they'll get scared away.
If you wanna be a mahjong master,
the first rule is...
no speaking of swear words.
Defeat is nothing. Come on.
My god...
Hey kid. You'ree still young...
but you already have such strong muscles.
If you learn to play mahjong...
You must triumph in no time.
The mission of keeping the world's peace...
is yours. OK?
This " Mastering Mahjong" is priceless.
It's your luck to meet me. Just giving me...
$20 will do.
Bro.
Bro, a guy bullied me right there.
How dare? Let's see.
You beggar. Wanna cheat my bro?
Dare bully him...
You deserve it!
You'ree not wakened. Let me help you.
Stop!
Run...
Bully a beggar?
What a sheer madman.
Scott!
Who wants you to hurt me?
Look at yourself. What a pity.
Never think I'll let you stay at my home.
Finish the meal and you can get away.
Master, don't be so ruthless.
He's also a victim.
Who's the victim?
If he didn't wanna win, I wouldn't have been like now.
Now I have nothing left.
We together can only die together.
You have nothing left better start over.
Who helps him if not you?
By the way, where'ree the bean curd mahjong?
Bean curd mahjong...
That old butt's not that stupid.
He's not with Wah.
But they'ree useless.
A mad guy plus an old butt...
They can never bring me a threat.
I'm only worried about Lloyd.
What's the progress of your task?
Sir, do you have this kind of lollipop?
It's sold out long ago.
Thank you.
Bye the way...
Why do you like this lollipop?
I've been eating it when I was young.
This is the first candy I've ever eaten.
It's more and more difficult to find one now.
You like to cherish the past so much.
Those who have this thought...
are usually good people.
Tastes are also a kind of memories.
It's heard that those you taste...
you'll never forget.
Not even when we grow old.
I think I've made him love me.
That's good!
Next month is the finals of King of Mahjong.
I want you to stop him before that.
What do you want me to do?
He loves you now. Do I need to tell you?
I must win the King of Mahjong.
If Lloyd is always this lucky...
I can't stop worrying.
Please stop it.
Stop it?
We have only one step to get all we want.
Now you want me to stop?
I was willing to help you to be Wah's spy...
coz I love you.
You said you'd marry me when you beat them.
But now you want me to cheat Lloyd...
I'm so tired of doing all these.
Can you stop jockeying for it...
and get what you want with your own strength?
Own strength?
How long do I wait if I use my own strength?
When I'm 40? How about 50?
Do you want us to act like those old butts forever?
Does Lloyd win with his own strength?
He's only lucky!
You want me to get his luck to you.
Alright. If he wanna have sex with me...
do you agree?
Peggy, I promise...
Finish it and we'll get married right away.
OK? Help me once this time.
Fish! Where the hell are you?
Do you know the key of fishing?
You know it?
Patience.
Bastard! Blind fish!
Don't speak swear words when fishing.
I don't understand.
Why had we been fighting for fame?
It makes us enemy for a long time.
You'ree mad, and I'm poor.
If you'd recover now...
I'll let you beat me up.
We'ree brothers.
Let's cooperate when you heal up.
Make more money together...
and we'ree even more powerful! Right?
Enemy for decades. Hard to be friends again.
Do you still not forgive me?
Of course not!
Alright! Let's train Lloyd tomorrow.
I don't believe I can't get one!
Or I'll get an atomic bomb here.
Thank you so much.
You've waken me.
That's good.
Let's wrap our heads...
and think how to teach Lloyd.
Seems difficult to teach him.
Practice makes perfect.
Me and you. Nothing is impossible.
That's right.
Why staying here?
Lloyd, don't treat me so well.
Why?
Master says that in this profession...
we'll be enemy some day.
So I shouldn't be so good with them.
And we have the same master, too.
I'm afraid we'll be the same as master and Scott...
Argue for benefit.
Let's stop our relationship.
Perhaps it's good to both of us.
What happens?
Man has emotions.
We don't always talk about benefit.
You really think so?
I really do.
OK. If you have emotions...
Can you give me one thing?
OK. Tell me.
You like it?
With this, I can become King of Mahjong.
Will you give me?
Is fame so important?
This is the treasure...
of my mother.
But if you like it...
I'll give you.
What's up?
You'ree still not happy with it?
I'm sorry.
Honestly, I've been with...
with Morpheus for 5 years.
To help him become King of Mahjong...
I found Yuen Wah as my master.
The King of Mahjong competition will be held next month.
I can't let anyone be his threat.
Sorry...
Lloyd, let me give you some advice.
You'll suffer loss if you'ree too good.
Nobody regard love as most important now.
What's your different?
You also regard love as most important.
But the leading character...
is not me.
Lloyd, what happened to you?
How come?
How come it's all changed?
Why is the place totally different?
During the 20 years I left...
what happened here?
Lloyd. You've decided to join the finals.
But all your luck gets lost.
You can't self-make the Heaven for now.
If you do wanna win, you gotta learn from us...
the real mahjong technique.
In these days' observation,
you even don't know how to arrange the tiles.
Don't panic. We've decided it.
We'ree here to teach you...
the thoughts of our grandmaster.
" Mastering Mahjong"!
This is the result of grandmaster's lifelong effort.
It's the essence that makes you...
understand mahjong in a short time.
Senior bro and I have half each.
Now they'ree finally together.
Stay... 3 and 8 Bamboos...
Hold 7 and 5 Bamboos... and draw...
Master, so many Bamboos here...
All Bamboos...
How can I get so many?
Don't worry. Grandmaster knew that...
we'ree lazy to read and don't know what he means.
Actually, there's one shortcut...
to bear it in mind.
What shortcut?
Music!
Excuse me...
It's you, boss?
It's you, boy.
Where to?
You'ree driving a taxi now?
I don't want to retire.
I wanna go to...
join the King of Mahjong.
I don't know if I should go, though...
What's the problem?
Honestly... I used to be very lucky.
I always won the Heaven and the Earth.
But now the luck is taken by someone.
Now I don't know whether...
I should go or not.
Can luck be taken by someone?
Boy, be optimistic.
Relax yourself and luck will be back again.
Really?
Of course!
Think more happy things. You'll be totally different.
Where to?
Tang Shiu Kin Hospital, please.
Are you looking for this patient?
Yes.
His wound was affected by bacteria and he died 3 days ago.
Could it be...
Buddy, your cousin is dead?
Cousin, are you crying?
Why? Don't be bad tempered...
It's your fault first.
When you were lost, I'd been looking and waiting for you...
Lucky that the nurse is so good.
Holds me whenever I'm tired.
Good girl. I'll give you a flat if better.
What's up now? The final is near.
Wanna be King of Mahjong?
I've prepared a good thing for you.
Cheer up. Many guys are watching.
You must win.
Not begun yet. We may lose, cousin.
Who taught you?
2 Kings of Mahjong did.
2 means doubling the chance.
Sure win!
No, I'm feeling... lack of confidence.
Because many eyes are watching you?
Did you ever get scared when playing with me?
Be confident.
There's still time...
I've prepared a good thing for you.
What good thing?
Boost your confidence. Wear it.
Try it... good stuff.
It's worth using...
LCD goggles.
Chau Yun Fat won the gambling with this.
Wear it...
This is technology.
No, cousin...
Some white stuff... trickling.
You son of a bitch.
Useless...
Something wrong. What happens?
Is that white?
White!
" Sperm detection glasses".
Oh no... I've taken the wrong thing.
Never mind. Relax yourself.
I'll give you one more thing.
Morpheus. Our guys saw Lloyd and Flying Dragon are here.
Only one month...
Lloyd can never win...
however skilful they are.
Flying Dragon is even useless.
I'm worried about Peggy.
Use any possible ways...
to stop Flying Dragon from playing.
Good evening everyone.
Welcome to Ultimate King of Mahjong finals.
One of the 4 professionals tonight...
will be the new Ultimate King of Mahjong.
OK. I'm not wasting your time.
Let's welcome the 4 competitors.
The first 2 are Lloyd and Flying Dragon.
Come out!
All guys are watching you. Wave your hand.
What? You don't like the cap?
Do you think something strannge's inside?
What strange?
This is my superior creation...
when I was in the hospital.
Wear it and be happy even when sleeping.
You can self-made if not scared.
Good cap. Good for me.
The next 2 are Morpheus and Peggy.
Today's a big day. Smile more.
Cousin...
Let him go. We'ree not in Sham Shui Po.
Knock nobody but me?
No laughing!
You guy. Don't knock others?
Sure. It's not Sham Shui Po.
Sorry, my fault... damn...
All competitors have shown up.
They are Morpheus at the east,
Peggy at the south,
Lloyd at the west,
and Flying Dragon at the north.
Here comes a question-answer game.
The question is...
Who'll be King of Mahjong?
We have 4 choices.
A: Morpheus.
B: Peggy.
C: Lloyd.
D: Flying Dragon.
Those who know the answer...
dial #138 with your cells and enter the correct answer...
at or before 12 midnight today.
Please enter the corect answer
The one who answers fastest each hour..
will have the prize of 2 tickets of the movie
" King of Mahjong vs Vitamin C".
I'm now the dealer. See how you can win.
Toss the dice. No bullshit, uncle!
Excuse me. A nicknamed person reports...
someone's suspected of bringing weapon of mass destruction,
We have to suspend the competition for a moment.
I think you'd better go.
It's embarrassing if you'ree taken away.
Is you
Mr. Flying Dragon, do you mind searching you?
Do you mind me touching you?
So many people here. Why me?
Search him. Why not him?
It's only for safety reason.
What if I search you?
Cousin...
OK, fine... Please stand up.
I'm just for cousin's sake.
Hurry up. Guys are watching my magic.
What?
It's not mine.
According to the rules,
as you bring the weapon of mass destruction,
your qualification is now cancelled.
Nail clippers are WMD?
What rules... what the hell are your rules?
Our competition rules are based on International Law.
The security rules follow the US Federal Air Regulation.
Americans regard...
clipping nail as a WMD.
This is China.
You wear a cheongsam with 2 light bulbs on your front...
How come it's a US rule? Are you crazy?
Guards! Take him out.
What...
Who else play?
One player left. Who the heck plays?
According to our rules,
the 5th player will replace it.
Who?
Tommy.
Piss off, Flying Dragon.
Don't be under my feet.
Mr. Flying Dragon. You now have 2 choices.
Leave,
or watch the match right there.
Choose one.
Give me 1 or 2 hours to think about it...
I'll be right there... watching.
Fine. You can go on the match.
What'ree you doing here?
Buddy!
Yes, sir. Can I help you?
Give me crabmeat noodles. OK.
Plus a bottle of orange juice...
Can I get the 2 gals to sit with me?
Put it down.
Self-made, the Heaven, Semi-pure.
Great! Morpheus!
Hostess! Hostess!
I want to complain...
He stabbed me with the chopsticks!
Let me see.
Wait...
Mr. Flying Dragon.
Don't mess things up.
Or I'll invite the guards to get you out.
What?
Let's continue.
Your luck becomes mine now.
I self-make the Heaven every time.
See how you can win.
Let's continue.
You must be patient and speak no swear words.
No matter how good your tiles and your luck are,
they'll get scared away.
If you wanna be a mahjong master,
the first rule is...
no speaking of swear words.
What'ree you doing?
So... sorry.
I... I'm choked.
Be careful!
You want to fool us? Stupid!
I... really no...
Hey, sir.
Hostess! Hostess...
Yes, what's the matter?
He's playing coke!
Mr. Lloyd, do you?
Yes, I am.
Is there a rule called "no playing cokes"?
Bastard, what are you doing?
I'm sorry, Mr. Morpheus.
According to the rules, no such rule.
But he's troubling me.
Please wait.
I'm drinking.
Continue!
I...
What the hell are you doing!
You dare again!
Again!
Again?
Mr. Lloyd, you spray it again?
No, it's he who tells me to do so...
Can't I?
What?
He promised he won't.
Let's continue.
So rude.
What a poor combo.
Good boy...
You'ree not silly.
Don't be happy, if no luck...
I still have techniques.
Red Dragon, Tommy.
Win! The Earth!
Hostess! Hostess...
Hostess!I wanna complain he put off my trousers!
Mr. Flying Dragon...
I'm thinking, don't disturb me...
A competitor complains that you put off his trousers.
Good, it serves you right.
What... it's not me, who saw it?
We have CCTV here. How can you deny?
Let's rewind.
Where?
Don't be happy. Go!
No more words?
Still wanna lie?
Guards. Get him away!
Don't worry, cousin...
Good...
It's painful...
I'll go myself.
Don't play tricks again!
You look at him, don't let him come!
Yes.
You look at him, don't let him come!
We've followed Scott.
I can see his tiles while he can also see mine.
What can I do?
Wait for what? Draw a tile.
Are you hurried?
Yes, hurry up.
3 Dots.
Red Dragon!
Kong.
1 Bamboo.
Why don't you give me White Dragon?
White Dragon.
Kong again.
3 Bamboos.
Pong, 3 Bamboos!
Green Dragon!
Kong again.
4 Bamboos.
Pong again!
North! Morpheus!
Kong again.
4- Kongs with self-made?
Such a big game, I won't let him win.
You believe you can beat me?
Self-made with West!
2 Dots become West?
What's the matter... where's my West?
Why is there a West here?
Sure. Why does she have it?
Good. It's a surprise we fought for the same tile.
We both lost our techniques. Let's see who has more guys?
Who's turn?
Tommy...
Tommy!
Go home and sleep.
How can he get hurt like this?
This is called... according to the physiognomy...
he has dark brows so he has bad luck.
It's right? I know magic.
That seat is mine, I'll get hurt if I sit.
Right?
Because one of the competitors got hurt and left,
according to the rules, the remaining 3 play together,
until a winner comes out.
Peggy, only you still have the strength now.
Draw a tile.
What? Draw a tile.
You forget my promise?
If I win, I'll marry you.
Draw a tile.
Draw!
I'm gonna quit.
You'ree crazy!
Peggy...
Where'ree you going? Hey...
Peggy...
Gone one by one... what's wrong inside?
One on one?
Because another competitor has withdrawn,
Now here remains Lloyd and Morpheus...
to play 2-person mahjong.
It's the last game.
The winner tonight, is our "Ultimate King of Mahjong".
Congratulations...
What a poor combo.
What can I do?
Hey, how much have you left?
It's... not your business!
No problem. I know that.
It's the last game now.
You must win at least eight folds.
Even if I can't win,
I can hold your tiles. Easy job.
But your tiles are too bad...
How can you win?
Again!
Boy, be optimistic.
Relax yourself and luck will be back again.
Really?
Of course!
Think more happy things. You'll be totally different.
Why are you smiling? You fool!
Mind your own business.
Why are you smiling? You fool!
All Bamboos... can I win?
Purity, all concealed.
I am here to announce that...
The new " Ultimate King of Mahjong" is..
Lloyd!
I'm sorry.
Congratulations.
The name " King of Mahjong" I'm not interested at all.
I want to take back my things only.
This jade pendant is mine.
Goodbye " King of Mahjong".
Win?
Lose?
Never mind.
I'm the " King of Mahjong"!
I'm the " King of Mahjong"...
What are you doing?
Boy, you'ree so strong.
You must be the gifted pro.
You must be the one who'll save the world.
I've got a manual here.
It's your luck to meet me.
Let me sell you for $14.
THE END Subtitles by: Reklame11